This is more of a home improvement blog. I was given orders a long time ago to stay away from the “decorator-ey” stuff. I guess somebody was scared I’d take over!
But, despite my efforts at hiding my feminine side, sometimes I just have to run with it! Like now…
Check out this GOURDjus flower arrangement!
Isn’t that cool! Talk about eco-friendly! I never even knew there were “Swan Gourds”. I was never in that crowd. But I like railings, and so does this Gourd, so we’re hanging out. Ha. Made myself chuckle.
Not all Gourd decorating should be publicized. Some is just painful. Check this out:
Gourd help me! This is just too much for me. Maybe this is why I can’t be an official member of the Fab 5 (there could be other reasons). I just don’t have the eye. All I see here is a horrible, heart-wrenching, display of butchered architecture! I’d bet my pink toolbelt that there were decent years left in those balusters.
But, when they died, they got to sit next to Gourd! 
For more gourds, see this BHG.com article and for some beautiful white pumpkin decor, check out Kim’s post on Forever…Wherever!!!.
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Too funny. Definitely made me chuckle too!
Ha! You crack me up, Tim. I’d never heard of a “Swan Gourd,” either!
I agree, stick to the remodeling! *wink* On the other hand, I needed that snort/laugh at your gourd humor!
LOVED all of it – even the “pun-kins!” Keep up the good work!
Well, I think you should venture into the decoraty stuff. You did good!